The darkside of small town living…

Author Archives: smalltownknowitalls

Glam camping has taken over a campground in The Ville. I want to know what the “glam” part is. Are the tents bedazzled?

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The adrenaline racing 2 part series continues; a concerned neighbor reaches out to her community online about her neighbor’s dog.

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Nothing is more newsworthy than a neighborhood dog continuing to get loose. This is a 2 part series.


Sometimes it’s not about drugs or duck bones. Sometimes,  the smaller pleasures in life go overlooked like cinnamon brooms from the dollar store.

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Antique Tweeker POS Roadshow hits the cash only Ville.  I would like to go on record and say I will barter good green bud in lieu of cash for any dirtbikes I may sell in the future.


Thanks to the small town self proclaimed “walking group” the sleepy villle can rest a little bit safer tonight.  I have no idea what the charges are against this man but I am 100% certain that the walking vigilante has its reasons (reasons don’t necessarily have to be intelligent) for hunting him down and turning him into the authorities. Do you think they yelled “citizens arrest!”? Maybe he just didn’t say “please” or “thank you”…

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An addendum from a different STKIA, but these charges just kind of sound like… he got caught selling pot? (I will never believe a Battery on a Peace Officer charge from the ‘ville.  I’ve seen the cops beat someone up who was being compliant and later tack on that charge because he “resisted”.  Bullshit.)

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So basically, you rounded up a bunch of people who don’t like a particular homeless man, because he doesn’t act in the manner which you expect of your local homeless, and solely based on rumors that he’s dangerous, and hunted him down with no regard for “evidence” or “just cause” or “due process” or “reasonable search and seizure”.

What we've REALLY learned is that you have nothing but contempt for the 4th amendment.

The Smug is strong with this one.

Oh, good thing your witch hunt was rewarded in that the man had warrants out in other counties! I’m glad that your behavior has been positively reinforced!

As long as we’re talking about complete disregard for the 4th, 5th, and 14th amendments, I’d like to make some tweaks to the 2nd. Surely you’d have no issue with tha… *gets shot immediately*